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*** News ***Been remodeling the garage....GarageDeveloper International, the premier source for independent games. This is an independent game publishing label.
This website is undergoing a few subtle/ongoing changes here and there. Get the goods or some free games. We gladly use the word we alot. :) There are a lot of "humorously subtle retarded messages" on this page. Disclaimer: This computer game demo download website is for your entertainment purposes only. Your results may vary. We're not responsible for busted monitors, speakers or blown out graphics cards. :)
Here's some down n dirty bombshells. I'll bet your favorite game reviewer doesn't really play the games he/she reviews. Hmmm. Just a thought.
Indie Game Madness! :-Blow 'Em Out Sale-:
Indie Game Madness! CD Compilation*** YAWN ***- Make note of that sword holding guy over there. Listen... I've got some choice pickings on the computer game CD. I've got big stacks and their ready to ship out from all over. It's bulging with the puzzlers, arcade shooters, and strategy games that your Pc can't do without.
A Video strip poker game demo, a Bikini Karate fighting demo, and all the other cool hits and unmentionables.
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Info Right Here...-- Oh, The CD also has info on the requirements for a killer affiliate program. There's some really cool ones out there. But you'll love what I bring to the mix.
See the JnG Video below and a whole lot more...
Independent-(Indie) Games, Casual Games, Serious Games
Here's the deal. We're not going to throw the traditional, "we have a passion for indie games" mumbo jumbo at you. That should be obvious. We'll just tear sh$t up Harry Truman style and let the chips fall where they may. People/companies with connections and a little bit of money in their pockets felt that it's best to label the indie game scene
by categorizing it with 3 distinct labels. Independent-(indie) games, good wholesome premium casual games, and serious games are basically 3 different dimensions
that are centered around a common aesthetic/theme.
Let's build a relationship shall we? Here's the setup: I'm your supplier. You're the (????). GOD! I LoVe ThIs InDuStRy! Check out the premium casual game demo down below and download it right away.
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Space Shooter Game pC Demo Download- IGM! CD
"Barry Barnes aka Clash n Liz Valentine aka Slash brought to you by
Enkord! <:== Clash n Slash Worlds Away"
You should ==:> Choose Slash and within a couple of clicks start defending your planet. Take on-(take out) hordes of clever(?)
aliens -I'm talking...over 70 enemy types. Don't forget about slapping the bosses....-Here....you play it-
We had just a little bit to do with popularizing the first label. But no credit was given, so we're jacking it now. Wait a minute...no we're not. :)
This will probably make some folks very mad and they'll probably feel the urge to string us up and repeatedly beat us with spiked baseball bats for saying the following. . .The term "share ware" game is not cool anymore. In fact, even though it's still somewhat popular, it's a bit corny as it relates to indie games. Not to be mean but it always has been a corny phrase.
"Who'z thiiisss ddeeewwd?" ==:> Join the newsletter.
"Sometimes there are indie game releases that are -]gotta haves[-.
The correct course of action? Quick/immediate payment on your part. Quit messin around. Go ahead and pay these developers." ===:>-click here-
Lots of Video Games get prescreened(played) on a daily basis for our Indie Game Madness! CD compilation. We want nothing but the best. So do you. We spend most of the day playing games. We don't use the word shareware. "Share ware" is a distribution method. What you're looking for are computer game demos, a pc demo, or video game demos.
It just warms our cockles just knowing that we have the opportunity to make them available to you. If you're asking yourself... "How is that possible?" or... "Don't you do real work?", then we'll give you the short answer and say..."Cuz we got it like that." You might say that we're underground. But for some funny reason, a lot of folks know about us.
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What's the big deal about Independent Games anyway?
The independent game scene is the greatest industry to be in.
What are indie games? Who makes the good free game demos to play? What should I look for?
Stick around...after you have read our no-holds-barred-reports and played the free demos, you'll know what to look for in a good indie game. You'll know how to spot a real indie game developer. That way, you'll know that you are making a correct/informed purchase. Join the list to learn all the clues and secrets to look for. Our friends on our newsletter list get to place their eyeballs on our reports first...before the public does.
What We Do: Indie Game Madness! - we sell ice to eskimos....just kidding :)....we produce a nice game compilation CD full of indie games and more. We sell it whenever we feel like it.
The IGM CDRom series will convince you to buy/play independent computer games on a regular basis. To paraphrase...We're the official lubricant of the indie game scene. You don't know it yet, but after you've been on our newsletter list a while, you'll find yourself unconsciously seeking out indie games. Independent games are seductive. The really good ones are addictive like crack. That addiction starts with plenty of good demos, the kind that make you want to play them while you're at work. "Hey. . .everybody does it". Because of that our CD's are only available to our newsletter friends. That way you can play them while you're at home. Plus you'll get to learn additional secrets that will some day allow you to fire your boss. . .if you have the guts. See, not everybody can do what we do, how we do it.
We've got [plenty of free video game demos for your pc/computer].
While, we do feature tons of [free game downloads for you to try out]....If you are not prepared to buy any of them to support the developers who made them, we are going to have to ask you to leave now.
But then...you'd miss out on the stupidest free computer game in existence. It is quite popular and you can play it online all day long. Enter your name and email below and you'll get to play it.
Now, we'll be the first to admit that we pull out all the stops to get you to buy our stuff. That's because we're creative. Some call it gimmicks. Join the newsletter and learn what the correct term is. We conjure up new ideas everyday like clockwork. We don't settle for making peanuts. But one thing we won't do is give you mis-information. There's enough of that floating around already.
Hell, within the last couple of years alone, there have been lots of "indie game developer" casualties because of it. But don't let
that deter you. . . because guess what? People have been blabbing that noise since day 1. Indie Game Madness! and our sites exist because of 1 reason. . .fun.
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And that fun starts with a good phat playable free game demo download.
This....Is....A....Remix..... Look I'm a rap music man. But check this out.... the nah naaah... nah naaah nah musical intro immediately gets you pumped and ready to kick some major ground shaking asscheeks right from the start.
Jets n Guns Gold Game Demo
Here's why you need to own Jets n Guns. After you hop into the cockpit of the TMiG-226(my favorite), You Get To....
Try to stay awake as Colonel Troubleman briefs you on how dumbass Professor Von Hamburger managed to get kidnapped.(You're only agreeing to the mission for 1 reason. You'll see why later.)
Rip up any oncoming sucker with the Autotrack MG.(If you can't aim...take your ass back to the lab.)
Blast all the satellites in your path with ease as long as you've got the Pink Panther.(Funny name ain't it? 42.000z is all you need)
But you'll probably be better served with the Viper 3 Machinegun.(If you're like me...spitting bullets with extreme firing speed is the ultimate)
If you have a watchful eye... Then you'll get competent so as long you keep note of the briefing messages.(If your attention span is short...you're dead in the water err..space)
Bounce as many little happy soldiers as you can, right off of your speeding bullets after mauling their ships to pieces-(If you like ping pong...then you'll find this little feature very amusing)
Pull off some killer evasive barrel roll moves ...and I'm talking 1986 Top Gun Tom Cruise style, while hoardes of really mean ass nazi looking ships come to take you out-(You can't pull this off without the Keyboard Arrow Keys and Nyko Air Flow USB Mouse combo)
Fast forward to the last level and try to take out Xoxx, but you'll have a better chance if you've got the "killer secrets"-(Why not? Erecta Von Hamburger is waiting and she's not that patient.)
And that's not all...
Download and play the jets n guns game demo. The ==:> KillerDetails are here....
But that will only take an indie but so far. GDI has been here since 1999, using the only business model that works. We're more than just indie game publishers/independent game developers.
Ok so after all that blabbing. . .here's what "we're" really about. . .making indie games, playing indie games, selling indie games-(ours or anybody else's) and putting cash in our pockets or the pockets of our friends-(indie game developers, players, etc.) all laced with straight up attitude. :)
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You will be in awe, amazed, and even bewildered. You'll be trying to figure out how the developer had the guts and the gall to release such smut. Well you see...it's about being truly independent.
Don't get mad, just [Be Smart and own the game].
It's worth every penny. Note: If you're like 17 with no girlfriend, go ask your momma. If you're like 35, no wife, we feel sorry
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